I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
(via begrateful-staypositive)
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
(via or3o)
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
(via cc-unt)
(via disneyisnotchildish)
i want to do something cute like adopt a small dog or start a cult
(Source: stevejobsvevo, via littlemisspartyhardy)
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things that make me cry:
- math
- people
- actually basically everything idk why I started making a list
(Source: thatsweetsoundof-humility, via showwmeyourteethh)
(via good-byelove)
The next morning and I’m STILL laughing at this!This was hilarious.
[via @NathanFielder]
The show may have wrapped but the fun continues.
LMAOOOO!!! This is HILARIOUS!
(via drewseph72)
(Source: antoniaesposito, via sophie-horner)
